25 Reasons You Might Be a Liberal has to be the dumbest list ever. Here are four reasons from this stupid list.
With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, you just might be a liberal if…
* You’re sure the Constitution explicitly guarantees the right to abortion and gay marriage, but not the right to own a handgun.
* You think Dan Quayle is the dumbest Vice-President we ever had because he believed a flash card that misspelled “potato,” but think Obama is a genius despite the fact he believes we have more than 57 states.
* You’d be more upset about your favorite candidate being endorsed by the NRA than the Communist Party.
* You think the same criminals who use guns in the commission of a crime will just hand them over to comply with the law if guns are made illegal.
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